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I'll tell you what often gets over looked...

Garden fences.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

I won an argument with a weather forecaster once.

His logic was cloudy...

Dermatologists are always in a hurry.

They spend all day making rash decisions.

I accidentally took my cats meds last night.

Don’t ask meow.