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Why did the drywall installer win the debate?

He had a solid argument and nailed every point!

What did the cement mixer say on its birthday?

Let's get this party stirred up!

Why did the crane operator get straight A's?

He was great at picking things up!

Why was the thesaurus always invited to parties?

It always knew the right words to say — and their synonyms!

What did the librarian say when the books were messy?

We need to get our shelves together!

Why did the autobiography feel lonely?

It was too self-centered!

What do you call a literary cat?

A paw-et!

Why did the author always write in the garden?

She wanted to work on her plot!