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My friend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.

I made a playlist of songs about sewing.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

My friend keeps making electricity puns.

I used to be a professional poker player, but I lost my shirt.

My wife asked why I was whispering at home.

I just got a new job at a monastery.

I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places.