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Why did the mortgage feel so possessive?

What do you call a penny that tells tall tales?

Why did the accountant break up with the spreadsheet?

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

I threw a boomerang years ago.

I just found out my grandpa is addicted to brake fluid.

I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

My dad always said 'never invest in trampolines.'

I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey.