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Why did the tile refuse to work with the grout?

Their relationship was too grouting apart!

What did the stud say when it was installed in the wall?

I'm feeling very framed right now!

Why was the paint can always the center of attention?

It knew how to make a good first coat impression!

What do you call a construction site on a diet?

A lean-to!

Why did the blueprint feel underappreciated?

Everyone was always drawing their own conclusions!

What did the nail say to the wood?

I'm really getting hammered today!

Why did the construction worker bring string cheese to the site?

He needed to pull something!