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Why did the clock get hired immediately?

What do you call a bear that lost all its teeth at the candy store?

Why did the blanket file a police report?

Why did the boat have such low self-esteem?

What do you call a vegetable that's also a plumber?

Why did the window go to the counselor?

What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?

Why did the magnet refuse to share?

What do you call a spider who's a great typist?

Why did the shovel win the Nobel Prize?