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What did the mama broom say to the toddler broom at bedtime?

Time to go to sweep!

Why did the daughter bring a broom to her dad's birthday?

She heard it was going to be a sweeping celebration!

Why are parents always so good at geometry?

Because they know all the angles — especially when the kids are lying!

Why did the family cancel their trip to the bakery?

They had too much on their plate already!

What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web!

Why did the dad put wheels on his rocking chair?

He wanted to rock and roll!

Why do kids always carry a watch during hide and seek?

Because time is always running out!