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Why did the SUV go to the gym?

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It wanted better flex-fuel!

Why did the car sit in the shade?

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It didn't want its paint to peel out!

What do you call a car with a cold?

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A Volks-WAAAH-gen!

Why do cars hate summer?

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They're tired of getting exhausted!

What do you call a car that sneezes?

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An Achoo-ra!

Why did the car fail its music exam?

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It kept blowing its horn!

What do you call a car that plays hide and seek?

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A Dodge!

Why did the car break up with the garage?

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It felt too boxed in!

Why did the dad whisper at the grocery store?

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He didn't want to wake the sleeping bags!

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Why did the grandma knit her grandson a computer?

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He asked for something with a web browser!