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I told my wife she was overreacting.

I used to be a personal trainer, but I gave it up.

I told my friend I was going to make a car out of macaroni.

What do you call a dinosaur that writes poetry?

Why did the quilt go to college?

What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Why did the razor go to school?

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

Why did the tree fail its driver's test?

What do you call a noodle that's always telling the truth?