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I tried to start a professional hide-and-seek league.

I got a job as a historian, but there's no future in it.

I'm reading a book about submarines.

I tried to write a joke about paper.

I told my kids I could cut a piece of wood just by looking at it.

I used to work at a blanket factory, but it folded.

I got fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

I asked my dog what's two minus two.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.