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What did the barnacle say when it got a new home?

I'm really attached to this place!

Why did the starfish fail the interview?

It couldn't handle the pressure — it kept going to pieces!

What do you call a sea creature that does math?

An octo-plus!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the seafood restaurant?

The bill was too big!

What do you call a fish that won't shut up?

A big-mouth bass!

Why did the sailor bring a bar of soap to sea?

To wash up on shore!

What did the tuna say when it aced the exam?

I'm on a roll!

Why did the squid cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!