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What do you call a crab that throws things?

A lobster — because they're always a little snippy!

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the sea weed!

What did the ocean say when it saw the oil tanker?

Well, that's crude!

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to throw fish!

What do you call a fish that practices law?

A legal gill!

Why did the whale start singing?

Because it wanted to drop a hit single — a whale of a tune!

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing — it just waved!

Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure?

Because it was a little shellfish!