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What do you call a snowman with abs?

Why did the envelope go to therapy?

What do you call a shoe that tells lies?

Why did the lamp get invited to every party?

What do you call a penguin who steals things?

Why did the optometrist fail his exam?

What do you call a detective who solves crimes at the bakery?

Why did the nail feel so important?

What do you call a guitar that gets everything wrong?

Why did the calendar break up with the clock?