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Why did the garden hose stop working?

What kind of flower grows between your nose and chin?

Why did the rose go on a date with the thorn?

What do you call a garden full of math teachers?

Why did the weed go to law school?

What do you call a lazy flower bed?

Why did the sunflower go to the principal's office?

Why did the station wagon start a band?

What do you call a car in a hot tub?

Why did the convertible go to the therapist?