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What did the Titanic say to the iceberg?

I can't believe you had the nerve — that was a real icebreaker.

Why did the Spartan warrior never lose at board games?

He always had a great defense strategy.

What did Benjamin Franklin say after his kite experiment?

That was truly shocking.

Why was the medieval blacksmith always stressed?

He had too many irons in the fire.

What did the Spanish conquistador say when he found gold?

This is a real treasure — Inca-redible!

Why did the mummy call in sick to work?

He was feeling a little wrapped up in things.

What did the samurai say to the comedian?

That joke was cutting edge.