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What did the Aztec calendar say to the Gregorian calendar?

Your days are numbered.

Why did the ancient Greek philosopher refuse dessert?

He had too much on his Plato.

What did the Ottoman Empire say when it finally collapsed?

I'm just going to put my feet up.

Why did the Viking refuse to email his battle plans?

He preferred to Norse code.

What did George Washington say to his troops before crossing the Delaware?

Get in the boat, men — and don't rock it, we're already in hot water.

Why did the Roman senator bring a salad to the forum?

He heard they were going to address Caesar.

What did the ancient Egyptian architect say after building the pyramids?

That's a wrap.