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What did the hypotenuse say to the two legs of the triangle?

Without me, you two are just not right.

Why did the integer refuse to become a decimal?

He didn't see the point.

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

I finally found my X — but I still don't know Y.

Why did the exponent feel superior?

Because it was always on a higher level.

What do you call a teapot full of math equations?

A brewing solution.

Why was the geometry book always in a bad mood?

It had too many problems and not enough solutions.

What did the even number say to the odd number?

Something about you just doesn't add up.