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Why did the Roman senator bring a salad to the forum?

He heard they were going to address Caesar.

What did the ancient Egyptian architect say after building the pyramids?

That's a wrap.

Why did the medieval castle always feel stuffy?

Because they never opened the Windows — they hadn't been invented yet.

What do you call a mathematician who hates negative numbers?

Someone who will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why was the calculus teacher so popular at parties?

She knew all the limits.

What did the hypotenuse say to the two legs of the triangle?

Without me, you two are just not right.

Why did the integer refuse to become a decimal?

He didn't see the point.

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

I finally found my X — but I still don't know Y.

Why did the exponent feel superior?

Because it was always on a higher level.

What do you call a teapot full of math equations?

A brewing solution.