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Why did the road trip playlist get so emotional?

It kept hitting all the right exits.

What do you call a vacation to a haunted castle?

A trip you'll never forget — it's truly en-ghosting.

Why did the atlas break up with the globe?

He felt like she was always spinning things.

What did the Eiffel Tower say to the Statue of Liberty?

You look riveting from across the pond.

Why do flight attendants make terrible secret keepers?

Because everything they say is on the overhead.

What did the runway say to the airplane?

You can always land on me — I'm very grounded.

Why did the tourist refuse to visit the cheese factory in Switzerland?

The whole thing felt too Gouda to be true.

What did the passport say after a long vacation?

I'm totally stamped out.

Why did the cruise ship go to school?

It wanted to improve its navigation skills — it kept getting C's.

What do you call a train that sneezes?

Achoo-choo.