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What did the hotel pillow say to the guest?

Why did the traveler bring a bar of soap to the airport?

What did the X-ray say to the broken leg?

Why did the chiropractor make a great politician?

What did the allergist say to the anxious patient?

Why did the gastroenterologist write a memoir?

What do you call a doctor who treats Transformers?

Why did the ENT doctor love sailing?

What did the ophthalmologist say to the indecisive patient?

Why are pediatricians always so cheerful?