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What do you call a network engineer who cooks?

A server chef.

Why was the JavaScript developer always in trouble?

They kept making false promises.

What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

You're really my type.

Why did the developer always carry an umbrella?

In case of a cloud leak.

What do you call a computer that dances?

A disco drive.

Why did the QA tester cross the road?

To validate the other side.

What did the GPU say to the CPU at the bar?

Stop hogging all the threads!

Why did the tech bro bring a pillow to the server room?

He heard they needed to put the servers to sleep.

What do you call an AI that writes poetry?

Poet-AI-c.

Why did the tech company hire a gardener?

They needed help with their root access.