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What do you call a snowman having a tantrum?

A meltdown.

Why do rivers always have money?

Because they're always near banks.

Why did the boulder feel lonely?

Because everyone took it for granite.

What did the moss say to the stone?

I'm growing on you.

What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day?

I lava you.

Why was the forest so loud?

Because every tree had bark.

Why did the snowflake break up with the ice cube?

She thought he was too rigid — she needed someone with more flurries of emotion.

Why did the earthquake get bad grades?

It kept getting caught passing notes on the Richter scale.

What's a cloud's favorite pair of underwear?

Thunderwear.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.