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Why did the flower break up with the gardener?

She felt he was too controlling — always pruning her choices.

Why did the river apply for a job?

It wanted to go with the flow.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your fronds — this is going to be a wild ride!

Why did the weather report go to school?

To improve its climate of learning.

What did the soil say to the rain?

Stop — you're making me muddy!

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin?

Why did the sheep get detention?

It was always baaad in class.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor.

What's a cat's favorite color?

Purrr-ple.

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.