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What kind of dog keeps the best time?

A watch dog.

Why did the wolf go to the flock's party?

He herd it was going to be great.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.

Why did the dalmatian hide from everyone?

He didn't want to be spotted.

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

He was always spotted.

What do you call two spiders that just got married?

Newlywebs.

Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn't stop horsing around.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.