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Why did the pig take a bath?

The farmer said 'hogwash!'

What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?

I love baskin' robins.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A bab-BOOM.

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

What do you call a moose that plays piano?

A Moose-ician.

Why did the otter hold hands with the other otter?

So they wouldn't drift apart — they were significant otters.

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor.

Why did the cow go to the spa?

For some moosage therapy.

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

Hillbilly.

Why did the turtle go to the hardware store?

It needed a new shell-ter.