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I'm no good at math, but I know that 5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.

Including me, apparently.

A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie was everywhere.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.

But I couldn't find the manual.

My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the store.

I brought 7 Up.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

Someone stole my mood ring yesterday.

I'm not sure how I feel about it.

I signed up for a procrastination class.

They haven't started yet.

My wife says I only have two faults.

Everything I say and everything I do.

I asked my dog what two minus two is.

He said nothing.

I'm thinking of reasons to go to Switzerland.

Well, the flag is a big plus.