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Why did the roof go to the doctor?

Why did the tire go to college?

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the airplane?

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backward?

Why did the computer go fishing?

What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Why did the lemon go to the doctor?

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Why did the drummer name his twin daughters?