Corny Dad Jokes

What's an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

What do you call a dinosaur that's a world traveler?

A roam-a-saurus.

Why did the map break up with the compass?

It felt like the relationship had no direction.

What's a train conductor's favorite dance?

The locomotion.

Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the airport?

He wanted to reach new heights.

What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

Why did the drywall installer win every argument?

He always had the finishing point.

What do you call a lazy crane operator?

A dead weight.

Why did the electrician become a comedian?

He had all the best current jokes.

Why are construction workers great musicians?

They know how to handle the bass and the treble—but mostly the concrete.

What did the nail say to the hammer?

You really hit the nail on the head with that one.

Why did the construction worker break up with the calendar?

Their days were numbered.

Why did the Viking fail his math test?

He could only count to fjord.

What do you call a Greek philosopher who won't stop complaining?

A Cynic.