Corny Dad Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

He was always spotted.

What do you call two spiders that just got married?

Newlywebs.

Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn't stop horsing around.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Why did the pig take a bath?

The farmer said 'hogwash!'

What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?

I love baskin' robins.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A bab-BOOM.

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

What do you call a moose that plays piano?

A Moose-ician.

Why did the otter hold hands with the other otter?

So they wouldn't drift apart — they were significant otters.

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor.

Why did the cow go to the spa?

For some moosage therapy.

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

Hillbilly.

Why did the turtle go to the hardware store?

It needed a new shell-ter.