Why did the gardener quit his job?
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Corny Dad Jokes
Maximum cheese ahead. These jokes are so corny, they should come with a side of butter. You've been warned.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?
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Why did the star go to school?
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How do you organize a party in space?
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What do you call a garden that sings?
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
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Why was the gardener so embarrassed?
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Why do potatoes make good detectives?
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What did the earthquake say after the joke?
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What do you call a grumpy gardener?
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Why did the frost get promoted?
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Why did the cactus win the argument?
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Why did the weather report go to therapy?
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