Dad Jokes for Kids

What do you call a book that's always cold?

A chiller thriller!

What did one Bluetooth speaker say to the other?

I feel a real connection between us.

Why did the book go to the hospital?

Because it had a broken spine!

Why did the cursor get promoted?

It was always on point.

What do you call a nervous USB stick?

A flash drive — it panics in a flash.

Why did the computer go to music school?

To improve its algorithm.

What do you call a knight who's afraid to fight?

Sir Render!

What does a tech support agent say at a funeral?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why was the Renaissance artist never bored?

Because they always had something to draw upon!

Why was the keyboard feeling tired?

It had too many shifts.

What did one wall of the Great Wall of China say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the database administrator leave the restaurant?

He didn't like the table joins.

Why didn't the ancient Egyptians ever feel stressed?

Because they were always in de-Nile about their problems!

What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?

Dead Siri-ous.

What did the pirate say when they turned 80?

Aye, matey!