Why did the shoe propose on Valentine's Day?
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Family dad jokes are the backbone of dad humor — jokes about siblings, parents, kids, and the everyday absurdity of family life. These are the jokes that get told at Thanksgiving dinner, during road trips, and at exactly the wrong moment in front of your teenager's friends. Every pun here is clean, relatable, and guaranteed to produce at least one eye roll per family member.
What did the door say to its Valentine?
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Why was the Thanksgiving table so smart?
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What's a turkey's favorite game to play with kids?
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Why did the dad whisper at the grocery store?
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Why did the grandma knit her grandson a computer?
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What did the mama broom say to the toddler broom at bedtime?
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Why did the daughter bring a broom to her dad's birthday?
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Why are parents always so good at geometry?
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Why did the family cancel their trip to the bakery?
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