Dad Jokes for Work

What did the architect say when the building was finished?

That's a wrap — no more framing!

What did the hail say when it hit the car?

Sorry, just making a dent in my to-do list!

Why do concrete workers have great memories?

Because everything they do is set in stone!

Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle?

Things had gotten too shallow!

What's a bricklayer's least favorite day?

When everything comes crumbling down!

Why is the wind so bad at sports?

Because it's always blowing the game!

Why did the construction worker sleep on the job?

He was building up rest!

What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf!

What do you call a crane that tells jokes?

A lift of the party!

Why was the pine tree always in trouble?

Because it was knotty!

Why did the construction site feel insecure?

Everyone kept talking about its foundation issues!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

What did the screw say to the drill?

You really drive me in circles!

Why did the weather forecaster bring a bar of soap?

She was expecting showers!

Why did the beam get promoted?

Because it was outstanding in its field — and load-bearing!