Short Dad Jokes

What's a barista's favorite morning exercise?

The French press.

Why did the blender win the talent show?

It had the best mix of skills.

What did the pot say to the boiling water?

You're really starting to steam me up.

Why did the chef get a standing ovation?

His performance was well-seasoned.

What do you call a kitchen utensil that sings opera?

A whisker tenor.

Why did the bread loaf get an award?

It was on the rise and the best thing since… well, itself.

What did the spatula say to the pancake?

I'm flipping out over you!

Why was the colander so bad at keeping secrets?

Everything just leaked right through.

What did the flour say during the job interview?

I rise to every occasion.

Why did the rolling pin go to the gym?

It wanted to get on a roll.

What do you call a deer that loves to camp?

A happy camper — or should I say, a happy doe.

Why was the camping stove such a bad comedian?

Its jokes were always too fired up.

What did the canoe say to the kayak?

We're both in the same boat here.

Why did the river refuse to play hide and seek?

Because it was always running.

What do you call an adventurous piece of bread at a campout?

A trail mix-up.