Short Dad Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?

A dead ringer.

Why did the magnet refuse to share?

It was too attached to everything.

What do you call a spider who's a great typist?

A web developer.

Why did the shovel win the Nobel Prize?

It was a groundbreaking invention.

What do you call an alligator who works as a surveyor?

An investi-gator.

Why did the rope feel stressed?

It was at the end of its tether.

What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

A moo-sician.

Why did the painting go to prison?

It was framed.

What do you call a fish that does surgery?

A sturgeon.

Why did the math book go on a diet?

It had too many pi.

What do you call a pig that paints?

Pig-asso.

Why did the belt apply for college?

It wanted to buckle down.

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A fire-quacker.

What do you call a moose that makes pottery?

Harry Potter — just kidding, a kiln-deer.

Why did the elevator write its memoirs?

Its life had so many ups and downs.