Short Dad Jokes

What do you call a guitar that gets everything wrong?

Out of tune with reality.

Why did the calendar break up with the clock?

Their days were numbered.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny.

Why did the stadium whisper?

Because it didn't want to make a scene.

Why did the roof always win arguments?

It always had the situation covered!

What do you call a plumber who sings while he works?

A pipe-r!

Why did the tile refuse to work with the grout?

Their relationship was too grouting apart!

What did the stud say when it was installed in the wall?

I'm feeling very framed right now!

What do you call a construction site on a diet?

A lean-to!

Why did the blueprint feel underappreciated?

Everyone was always drawing their own conclusions!

What did the nail say to the wood?

I'm really getting hammered today!

Why did the construction worker bring string cheese to the site?

He needed to pull something!

What do you call a building that tells lies?

A fabricated structure!

Why did the jackhammer break up with the sidewalk?

There were too many cracks in the relationship!

What do you call a construction worker who loves poetry?

A rebar-d!