Short Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who won't stop asking questions?

An inter-a-gator!

Why did the new dad stare at the frozen juice can?

Because it said 'concentrate'!

What did the clownfish say on its first day of work?

I hope nobody thinks I'm just clowning around!

Why did the orca join a band?

Because it already had killer vocals!

What did the barnacle say when it got a new home?

I'm really attached to this place!

Why did the starfish fail the interview?

It couldn't handle the pressure — it kept going to pieces!

What do you call a sea creature that does math?

An octo-plus!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the seafood restaurant?

The bill was too big!

What do you call a fish that won't shut up?

A big-mouth bass!

Why did the sailor bring a bar of soap to sea?

To wash up on shore!

What did the tuna say when it aced the exam?

I'm on a roll!

Why did the squid cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you call a fish that floats at the top?

Bob!

Why don't clams ever donate to charity?

Because they're tight with their mussels!

What do you call a crab that throws things?

A lobster — because they're always a little snippy!