What did Saturn say when asked about its jewelry?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
Why are astronauts always so clean?
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What did the comet say at the end of the show?
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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
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What do you call a crazy space traveler?
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Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?
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What do you call a spaceship that sings?
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Why did the sun skip college?
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What did Earth say to the other planets at the comedy show?
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Why did the star enroll in school?
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What did the alien say to the garden?
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Why did the astronaut dump his girlfriend?
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What do you call a slow skier at Christmas?
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Why did the Advent calendar feel nervous?
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What did Mrs. Claus say during the thunderstorm?
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