Short Dad Jokes

Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

It didn't have a leg to stand on!

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren!

Why did the gingerbread man put on a coat?

He was feeling a little cookie!

What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

Strapped for Claus!

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

Because it soots him!

What do you call a penguin in the Arctic at Christmas?

Lost!

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Rude-olph!

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus!

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy!

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies!

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws!