Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
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christmas
Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
What do elves do after school?
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christmas
What position does a mummy play in football?
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halloween
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
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halloween
What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?
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Why did the zombie go to the counselor?
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halloween
What do you call a ghost comedian?
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halloween
Why did the ghost join the cheerleading squad?
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halloween
What do you call a monster who poisons your cereal?
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halloween
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
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halloween
What do you call a haunted chicken?
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halloween
Why did the headless horseman start a business?
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halloween
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the other pumpkin?
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halloween
Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?
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halloween
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
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halloween