Short Dad Jokes

What did the Eiffel Tower say to the Statue of Liberty?

You look riveting from across the pond.

What did the runway say to the airplane?

You can always land on me — I'm very grounded.

What did the passport say after a long vacation?

I'm totally stamped out.

What do you call a train that sneezes?

Achoo-choo.

What did the hotel pillow say to the guest?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why did the traveler bring a bar of soap to the airport?

He wanted a clean getaway.

What did the X-ray say to the broken leg?

I can see right through you.

Why did the gastroenterologist write a memoir?

He had a real gut feeling about it.

What do you call a doctor who treats Transformers?

An auto-immune specialist.

Why did the ENT doctor love sailing?

He was always in-ear-ested in the canal.

What did the ophthalmologist say to the indecisive patient?

You really need to focus.

Why are pediatricians always so cheerful?

Because their work is child's play.

Why did the anesthesiologist get promoted?

He always put everyone at ease.

What do you call a podiatrist who loves music?

A sole artist.

Why did the radiologist break up with the ultrasound tech?

There was no chemistry — only soundwaves.