Short Dad Jokes

Why did the two parallel lines break up?

They knew they'd never meet.

What do you call a number that just can't even?

An odd number.

Why did the tangent line break up with the curve?

They only touched once and drifted apart.

Why was the statistician a great gardener?

He really understood plots.

Why did the polynomial break up with the monomial?

She found him too simple — she needed more terms.

What did the zero say to the negative number?

You really need to stay positive.

Why did the right triangle feel so confident?

Because it was always right.

Why don't mountains ever catch flights?

They prefer to peak on their own time.

What did the travel agent say to the volcano?

I lava good destination.

Why did the tourist sit on the clock tower in London?

He wanted to be on Big Time.

Why was the luggage always exhausted after a flight?

It was really carried away.

What did the tourist say when they saw the Grand Canyon?

Well, that's gorge-ous.

Why did the road trip playlist get so emotional?

It kept hitting all the right exits.

What do you call a vacation to a haunted castle?

A trip you'll never forget — it's truly en-ghosting.

Why did the atlas break up with the globe?

He felt like she was always spinning things.