Short Dad Jokes

What did the fondue say to the bread cubes at the party?

I'm so glad you could dip in!

Why did the pretzel go to the chiropractor?

It was feeling all twisted up inside.

Why did the burrito break up with the taco?

It felt like the relationship was too wrapped up.

What did the hailstorm write in its diary?

Today was really ice to meet everyone.

Why did the fog get a promotion?

It kept rising to the occasion.

What did the oak say to its sapling?

You're a chip off the old block.

Why do waterfalls never get along with rivers?

They always let things cascade out of control.

What did the flower say after telling a joke?

I was just pollen your leg.

Why did the sun get into the newspaper?

It was a rising star.

How do mountains stay warm in winter?

They wear snow caps.

Why did the garden get so many compliments?

Because it was blooming lovely.

What's a rock's favorite type of music?

Rock and roll.

What do you call a snowman having a tantrum?

A meltdown.

Why do rivers always have money?

Because they're always near banks.

Why did the boulder feel lonely?

Because everyone took it for granite.