Short Dad Jokes

What did the moss say to the stone?

I'm growing on you.

What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day?

I lava you.

Why was the forest so loud?

Because every tree had bark.

Why did the earthquake get bad grades?

It kept getting caught passing notes on the Richter scale.

What's a cloud's favorite pair of underwear?

Thunderwear.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.

Why did the river apply for a job?

It wanted to go with the flow.

Why did the weather report go to school?

To improve its climate of learning.

What did the soil say to the rain?

Stop — you're making me muddy!

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin?

Why did the sheep get detention?

It was always baaad in class.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor.

What's a cat's favorite color?

Purrr-ple.

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?

A Bronto-snorus.