Short Dad Jokes

Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn't stop horsing around.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Why did the pig take a bath?

The farmer said 'hogwash!'

What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?

I love baskin' robins.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A bab-BOOM.

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

What do you call a moose that plays piano?

A Moose-ician.

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor.

Why did the cow go to the spa?

For some moosage therapy.

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

Hillbilly.

Why did the turtle go to the hardware store?

It needed a new shell-ter.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.