Short Dad Jokes

Why did the tire go to college?

It wanted a higher degree of rotation.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

Why did the librarian get kicked off the airplane?

It was overbooked.

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Why did the computer go fishing?

To catch some bytes.

What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why did the lemon go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling well.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two.

Why did the skeleton skip the party?

He had no body to go with.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A cat-astrophe.

Why did the magnet go to therapy?

It had too many issues with attraction.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

Why did the tailor get fired from the restaurant?

He kept pressing his own suit.