Why was the budget always so stressed?
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money
Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
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halloween
What do you call a fish that does financial planning?
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money
Why don't mummies take vacations?
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halloween
Why did the credit card feel so popular?
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money
What's a banker's favorite type of weather?
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money
Why don't pennies ever win races?
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money
Why did the seahorse file a police report?
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ocean
What do you call a fake coin?
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money
What's a whale's favorite TV show?
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ocean
Why did the jellyfish start a band?
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ocean
What do you call a rich elf?
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money
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara?
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ocean
Why did the dollar go to school?
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money
Why don't fish do well on school tests?
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ocean