Short Dad Jokes

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!

Why did the road trip feel so emotional?

It went through a lot of breakdowns!

Why did the sailor bring a pencil to the ocean?

In case he had to draw the anchor!

What's a luggage carousel's love language?

Going around in circles for you!

What did the wave say to the surfer?

Have a swell time!

Why do travelers always carry a watch?

Because time flies when you're having fun!

What did the volcano say to the tourists?

I lava you all!

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it's R, but it's really the C!

What do you call a fish that knows addition?

An octo-plus!

Why did the compass break up with the ruler?

It felt the relationship had no direction!

What do you call a fish that travels first class?

A flying fish with an upgrade!

Why did the whale blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

Why did the hotel bed always win arguments?

Because no one could turn it down!

What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?

That tasted a little funny!

What do you call a dinosaur that travels the world?

A roam-a-saurus!