Short Dad Jokes

Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why don't trains ever get sick on vacation?

Because they stay on track!

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships!

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Long time, no sea!

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

Why did the GPS go to school?

To improve its sense of direction!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you call a lazy traveler?

A trip hazard!

Why do planes never get tired?

Because they always take off!

Why did the crab get bad grades?

Because it kept getting caught in the current!

Why was the passport so confident?

It had a lot of stamps of approval!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind about vacation?

A may-bee!

Why did the map get promoted?

Because it always knew where it was going in its career!

What did the astronaut say after crashing into the moon?

I Apollo-gize!

What's a pirate's favorite vacation spot?

Arrr-uba!