Why did the shooting star get bad grades?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
Why did the traveler bring a pencil to the hotel?
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What do you call a frozen orbit?
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What did the ocean say to the tourist?
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Why did Venus dump Mercury?
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Why don't mountains ever get cold?
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What do you call a space magician?
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What do you call a snowman on vacation?
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Why did the constellation get a job?
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Why did the suitcase go to therapy?
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What do you call a tick on the moon?
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What do you call a traveling pepper?
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Why was the astronaut's party so boring?
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Why did the airplane break up with the airport?
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What do planets like to read?
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