Why did the astronaut bring a broom to space?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
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What do you call a garden with no weeds?
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Why can't you trust Saturn?
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
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What's a gardener's favorite novel?
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Why did the moon skip dinner?
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Why do flowers always drive so fast?
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What do you call a lazy spacecraft?
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What did the seed say to the soil?
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Why did the sun never go to college?
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What did the astronaut say when he stepped in gum?
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What do you call a stolen yam?
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
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Why are herbs so well-behaved?
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