Why don't aliens eat clowns?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
What kind of socks do gardeners wear?
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What do you call a spaceship that drips water?
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Why did the gardener quit his job?
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What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?
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Why did the star go to school?
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How do you organize a party in space?
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What do you call a garden that sings?
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
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Why was the gardener so embarrassed?
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Why do potatoes make good detectives?
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What did the earthquake say after the joke?
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What do you call a grumpy gardener?
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