Short Dad Jokes

Why was the relay team great at cooking?

They knew how to pass the baton — and the butter.

Why did the car see a therapist?

It had a breakdown!

What do you call a surfer who works in tech?

A web surfer.

What's a car's favorite meal?

Brake-fast!

Why did the pole vaulter become a real estate agent?

He was great at clearing high bars.

Why did the GPS break up with the driver?

They kept going in different directions!

Why did the diver always win arguments?

He had the best points of entry.

What do you call a dinosaur driving a car?

Tyrannosaurus Rex-less driver!

Why did the catcher go to music school?

He was great at catching pitches.

What do you call a snowboarder who tells jokes?

A slope comedian.

Why do electric cars make terrible comedians?

Their delivery has no gas!

Why did the marathoner get promoted?

He was always going the extra mile.

What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement?

I'm tired of this job!

Why did the gymnast bring a ladder to practice?

She wanted to raise the bar.

Why did the car go to school?

To improve its drive!