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Why don't fish do well on school tests?

Because they're always swimming below C level!

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!

Why did the road trip feel so emotional?

It went through a lot of breakdowns!

Why did the sailor bring a pencil to the ocean?

In case he had to draw the anchor!

What's a luggage carousel's love language?

Going around in circles for you!

What did the wave say to the surfer?

Have a swell time!

Why do travelers always carry a watch?

Because time flies when you're having fun!

What did the volcano say to the tourists?

I lava you all!

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it's R, but it's really the C!

What do you call a fish that knows addition?

An octo-plus!