I accidentally got glue all over my autobiography.
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I accidentally got glue all over my autobiography.
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My friend keeps saying 'cheer up, things could be worse โ you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.'
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I tried to start a professional hide-and-seek league.
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I got a job as a historian, but there's no future in it.
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I'm reading a book about submarines.
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I tried to write a joke about paper.
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I told my kids I could cut a piece of wood just by looking at it.
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