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Why don't basketball players ever go on vacation?

Why are fish terrible at tennis?

Why do basketball players love donuts?

Why did the skeleton go to the hospital dance alone?

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

Why do dermatologists make terrible comedians?

Why are orthopedic surgeons so funny?

What did the surgeon say to the patient who complained about their stitches?

Why was the geography student always wet?

What did the calculator say to the stressed student?